We Care
DoorknobCares is the official charitable grift of DOORKNOB, “the most important band”. Feel free to “donate” any time. Your donation is not tax deductible, as DoorknobCares isn’t, how should we put this? … real.
Doorknob Cares About Kids
All over the world, children are suffering in extreme anguish. Parents are irresponsible, siblings are cruel, classmates are mean, and Doorknob is here to help.
Doorknob Cares About the Elderly
Old people smell funny but they matter almost as much as anyone else. It’s been said that you can tell the quality of a society by how it treats its old people. If that’s true about bands, Doorknob is truly the most important band.
Doorknob Cares About Middle-Aged People
Derek and Matt are middle-aged people, so like anyone would, this is the group they care most about. It’s critical that we support those with the most mental acuity and physical ability to take care of themselves. If not us, who? If not now, when?
Our values
Our mission is to challenge the status quo, embrace innovation, and create meaningful, lasting impact through everything we do. Driven by a vision to inspire change, push boundaries, we deliver work that truly makes a difference. (This was copied and pasted from every non-profit’s website, and it applies just as much to DoorknobCares as it does to all of those. Maybe more.)
Work with us
DoorknobCares is hiring! If you’ve been fired recently and want to bring your skills of looking like you’re working to something meaningful that doesn’t pay, please reach out.
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